"Captain's Log, Stardate 1813.6... "We are in survey orbit of planet K-682, which is... orange. With bits of red. "Hmm. That's not a good combination. Last time we found an orange planet with bits of red, it had a secret Romulan base on it. "Note to self. Check with the armoury, see if we have a sunbomb in the munitions locker..."